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March 25, 2018

Wish away shadows And your shadows will miss you As much as you them Sarah’s Shadow is a simple story of a girl who wishes away her shadow after her classmates say mean things about it. Feeling that those mean comments reflected poorly on her, Sarah wished her shadow away. But she never really considered…

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February 15, 2018

I have a business article I’d like to develop for a publication like Forbes. I want to establish private land rights for Antarctica, establish a profitable geodesic distribution facility, where companies like Amazon, Fedex, and ConAgra can improve logistics. The harsh conditions in Antartica would also serve as as an R&D Skunkworks to develop sustainable…

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November 6, 2017

You just received a bag filled with multiple copies of my newest book, Where a Booger Goes. It’s literally a Bag of Booger Books. And someone just sent you one, which means you’ve been Boogered-up. It’s like leveling-up in video games, but it just happened to you, in life. So, what is this? What should…

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November 1, 2017

Put Your Pet in My Next Book My next children’s book, “Lola Gets a Little Boy” will come out in 2018, and your pet could have a part in the story! This story is about Lola, her mother, Chase, and their search for Lola’s little boy. In the course of their adventures, they meet another…

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October 9, 2017

Within the first three lines of dialogue, this dark comedy literally had the protagonist read the results from my Minnesota Multiphasic Inventory P-something with a P (it’s a 532 question peronality exam used by psychologists to diagnose mental abnormalities). The protagonist happens to be Sam, 18-year old senior in high school with high-functioning Autism.  Not…

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October 4, 2017

You are Doing Improv with God: Ame-and! Yes, and. They’re the most important words in improv. They indicate that you agree with what your scene partner suggests, and you’re going to add to it. This agreement helps you establish the who, what and where of a scene, so the audience can understand and invest in…

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September 30, 2017

The Bad Batch A Haiku Review told in 3 pictures. Exiled and eaten. Amputee rampage gone wrong. A happy family.

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September 13, 2017

Booger-up.  It’s like leveling-up in video games.  But it just happened to you, in life.  So, what is this?  What does it mean? What should I do with it?  And why should I care? At first glance, A Bag of Booger Books is exactly what it sounds like.  A woven cloth grocery bag of respectable…

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September 2, 2017

People often talk about where they would like to be in a year or sometimes 5 years.  I’m not sure where I’ll be then, but I do know where I’ll be 500 years from now. And so, I’ve created a 500-year life plan that literally guarantees that I will be as successful as Julia Roberts, Robert Kennedy,…

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August 26, 2017

Hi.  Thanks for visiting my blog. The Confederacy attacked the Unites States of America.  I don’t think that we as Americans should erect monuments to people who attack us.  I assumed that, as Americans, we could all get behind this. In true improviser fashion, we can just “yes, and” that proposition to something like: We…

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